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Monty Demotivational Poster

HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

TAGS: monty python holy grail quote
Rating: 4.71/5

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spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:22 am
monty python eh. 5L

KNOWLEDGE - "I WARNED you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" ...Listen, you might learn something.

TAGS: tim the enchanter monty python
Rating: 4.29/5

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darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:20 am
5 decapitations
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 10:32 pm
I agree completely.
rudeboy308 - December 14, 2010, 9:28 pm
I quote this line to people who don't believe me when I tell them something. Why not? It's only one of the funniest movies ever.

HELP! - I'm being repressed.

TAGS: monty python
Rating: 2.45/5

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Airman - November 24, 2009, 11:27 am
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
spacedog - November 24, 2009, 11:05 am
Shut up you bloody stupid peasant.

BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!

TAGS: burn witch kill monty python
Rating: 2.22/5

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bucketheadfan - November 14, 2009, 1:40 pm
Adam - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
What else floats in water? APPLES! CHURCHES! Uhm, VERY SMALL ROCKS!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 2:44 pm
So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood. And therefore.... A WITCH.
rick - November 20, 2008, 10:37 am
..and what do you burn, apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 12, 2008, 5:43 am
She turned me into a newt... ...I got better
Amaterasu - November 12, 2008, 5:42 am
Well, she looks like a witch!
forlorn - November 2, 2008, 11:15 am
but how do you knoooow she's a witch?
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 3:34 pm
Build a bridge out of her!!!



TAGS: pzy monty python coconut migration
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:51 am
you have to watch Monty Python And The Holy Grail!
house - May 25, 2011, 2:34 am
i don't get it
spacedog - May 24, 2011, 8:03 pm
Hilarious pzykosiz!
mindseye - May 24, 2011, 7:36 pm
sometimes, absolute and unquestionable genius is found on motifake.....
Airman - May 24, 2011, 6:04 pm
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:06 pm

ehem....huge lolz...fav'd


TAGS: greeny monty python
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

McBum - August 2, 2011, 4:18 am
Now it's just a simple matter of exploding everything until you find him. Then maybe just a bit more after that.
Sean - July 26, 2011, 5:13 pm
But of course ... kaBOOOM!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm
5 Pythons.
Greeny - July 26, 2011, 1:41 pm

I FART - in your general direction

TAGS: john cleese fart monty python
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

ok ok...so i had to drop a 5L on this....lol.

HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!

TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm
It's only a flesh wound!

life -

TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .

CRUNCHY FROG - Well don't you even take the bones out? If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

TAGS: crunchy frog monty python pickles
Rating: 3.1/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2011, 5:54 am
Well played.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:21 am
Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary like Praline or Lime Cream ? A very popular flavour I'm led to understand.


Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -

TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm
I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm
As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


TAGS: rerun mord airman monty stupid
Rating: 4.86/5

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concern3 - June 11, 2012, 1:02 pm
very funny and clever
Sho - June 11, 2012, 2:36 am
spacedog - June 10, 2012, 1:25 pm
LOL! Amsome community!


TAGS: monty python dog dead parrot
Rating: 2.85/5
Derek - November 12, 2009, 3:12 pm
Mmmm a Norwegian Blue!


TAGS: monty python holy grail iron man doctor doom
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.
Kspace - September 16, 2010, 8:29 am
In all seriousness crossing Doom over into Iron Man for one of the movies wouldn't necessarily suck worse than Iron Man 2...

NOT A DEAD PARROT - But it has a beautiful blue plumage

TAGS: parrot monty python
Rating: 3.6/5

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Greeny - May 11, 2011, 5:44 am
That's an awful big-headed finishing nail rl, looks more like an 8d
crankyhead - May 11, 2011, 4:57 am
he's pining for the fjord5
Sean - May 10, 2011, 11:38 pm
This parrot is now singing with the choir invisible!
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:42 pm
Stunned? He's expired. If he was milk, his date would be sometime last spring.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 5:51 pm
no no no! he's stunned
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 5:31 pm

resting?...he's shuffled off this mortal coil. look...you can see the finishing nail in his claw holding him up. resting....p'ffft.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 3:33 pm
he's restin


TAGS: monty python movie quote a day late
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:42 pm
Well, how'd she become lady of the lake? 5L


TAGS: idle monty
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 7:39 pm
Feel better Gary Coleman?

Mon Dieu -

TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

HOW I FEEL AFTER 2012. - Please Don't Talk About Disaters For At Least 6 Mouths Wick,Wick .

TAGS: monty
Rating: 4.2/5

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GaryO - January 1, 2013, 6:51 pm
We won’t talk about ‘disaters’…….5L Mao, because your comments complete every poster
rerun - January 1, 2013, 6:46 pm

I have no room to Grammar/Spell. 5L
maoworks2 - January 1, 2013, 6:29 pm
I Did It Again Months .


TAGS: monty python
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - May 13, 2009, 10:59 pm
It's a popular skit, so everyone should know it, and you did credit them with you tags.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:58 pm
Yeah, it is, somewhere. I lifted it line for line but should have attributed it, since it was meant as tribute.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
That clip has got to be on Youtube. Poor Mr. Nesbitt. He had a wife and seventeen kittens (and a mis***** or three).

JOHN CLEESE - He's sensing a disturbance in the force

TAGS: john cleese monty python force star wars
Rating: 2.77/5


TAGS: monty python big steps
Rating: 2.38/5

THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...

Fierce Creatures -

TAGS: killer bunnies medieval myths monty python satire rabbit of caerbannog
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:32 am
5L but...Monty Python's version was funnier...just sayin',teehee.
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 12:45 am
That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bone5!
lgvernon - September 30, 2013, 10:05 pm

I think that's why we eat them, now. REVENGE!~5LLLLLs

You're not fooling anyone, you'll be stone dead in a moment -

TAGS: monty python holy grail dead collector save your receipts right see you thursday silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 5:36 pm
5 huge L's and you know why silvie!


TAGS: monty python 1974 may topic
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Greeny - May 25, 2011, 11:20 pm
My favorite is still the BBC rendition of Hitchiker's
rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 8:47 pm
I still bring my towel everywhere, even when I'm having a tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle. But I don't panic. Adams was taken from us way too early.
Sean - May 25, 2011, 2:22 pm
You know, I've never actually read THGTTG, and not just because Aggy once told me that THGTTG stands for Two Huge Guys Take Turns Giving.
Haarakkon - May 25, 2011, 1:40 am
When I found out he wrote for the Flying Circus and actually made 2 appearances on the show, he was instantly deified (in this household, anyway).
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 12:19 am
ten years later, I'm still thanking him for all the fi5h

none shall pass -

GOLD MEDAL - Thanks, but we already have one in Hockey. Now go away! Or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!

TAGS: moooooooooo the olympics and monty python shaken and stirred
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 6:09 am
Silly English Keeeenigggghhits!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 4:55 pm
Thats really, whats the word I am trying to say??? Uh yeah, CORNY!!!! It is good, but come on!!!
MustyK - March 2, 2010, 4:01 am
Classic 5l's. I see a potential Hall of Famer.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 6:35 pm
He launches the French men over the wall.
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:22 pm
Kant, nipple rings in the udders get caught on the dogma
R.S.Jake - March 1, 2010, 6:18 pm
So....does he throw himself over the wall at the knights?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 6:11 pm
Fetche la vache!.....you silly English Knnnnnngits.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:46 pm
Your mother is a beaver and your father smells of moosemilk. 5 silly K-nighits.
MO - March 1, 2010, 1:21 pm
So much win, it's almost a sin!!
LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 11:26 am
All 4 n****** too.
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 11:17 am
Mooo+ I didn't know you had both your ears pierced. 5L


TAGS: may assignment monty python creosote
Rating: 4.5/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:55 am
AgentNoir - May 24, 2011, 3:06 pm
Just a little friendly fun, guys -- I actually enjoy the challenge of the a**ignments.


TAGS: monty python visitors audrey lequator
Rating: 3.67/5

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fascistfrenchman - April 18, 2014, 8:52 pm
Brian Lequator (to wife) : I told you to lay off the beans, you wh***! :P


TAGS: is watching too much monty python a bad thing
Rating: 3.29/5

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Sean - October 17, 2009, 2:16 am
Good God man, don't leave thine loyal bretheren hanging. Large "chu"?????

WIVES - Alyce - "John! Get down from there!" "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water!" - John. (Who, that night, slept soundly on the couch.)

TAGS: monty python french man grail
Rating: 3/5

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Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 1:20 am
I've learned to live witthout respect. It's funny how fast you aquire that trait when being aprenticed to shiek grabs-a-lot
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
check your pm's ICEBAG
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Or Mr. Blaque, whichever. Oui, mon ami?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:39 pm
I guess I'm OK with that. Thanks Mr. pink.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
It appears he did.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
Did ICE just call me Mr Black?
rerun - December 14, 2010, 9:35 pm

you would have better results with $35.00 and a room, clean sheets optional.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:35 pm
Mr. Kettle, Mr. Pot. Meet Mr. Black.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 pm
all in god fun. I respect you all....except Goat cheese sammich, he's disgusting.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:25 pm
Heh, heh. You're one cold blooded someb**** Moooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Maybe you were just too cheap....(I'm not trying to perpetuate any stereotypes)
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Right. Given the considerations.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Keep dreaming Mooooooooooooo. She said no & she means it.
rerun - December 14, 2010, 9:20 pm

No she isn't...if she was she would like me too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:17 pm
all in good fun, Ice and I have been insulting each other for a long time...hey ICE! yur mom's a wh***!
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:13 pm
Calm down fellas. Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
I concur...that b**** needs help.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:09 pm
I wish your sister would stay away from the cat box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:00 pm
don't listen to ICE.....he's got a sandy Va-jay-jay.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 8:59 pm
Again. More regret.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 8:54 pm
Thanks so very much for that tidbit. We had no clue.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:07 pm
"His" = John Cleese, who plays the French man depicted here.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Alyce is the name of his current wife... just for your information.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 7:05 pm
No way man, Monty python is public domain here. You did good. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:02 pm
No. Its nit intended to reflect upon him in any way. And no it is not his so I don't have to ask him to use it. Though in hindsight I feel as though I shouldn't have done this one.
culos - December 14, 2010, 5:38 pm
Is that a picture of Reality Lord? Did you ask for his permission to use it???

THERE WILL BE NO GRADUATION - Until you tell me how many pieces of brain are stuck in my head

EELS - My hovercraft is full of them.

TAGS: hovercraft eels monty python
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by heavenquake

. . . . - February 26, 2009, 12:24 pm
Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!
BuZZbomb - January 6, 2009, 11:27 pm
I will not buy this tobacconist. It is scratched. Would you like to go back to my place? Bouncy Bouncy!
pro - January 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
NREEEOW - January 6, 2009, 8:00 pm
I love this. So much.

HE CUTS DOWN TREES - he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra

KNIGHTS ARE STOOPID! - Should just cut their heads off and get it over with!

TAGS: arrogant knight arrogant knight knights monty python
Rating: 1.06/5

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GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 12:33 pm
and we locked the door on him on his way out
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 12:31 pm
Sir Logic! Nevermind this kid... he knows not what blasphemy he's done... a passing 'tard, that's all.
LogicDude - September 4, 2010, 12:29 pm
This upyours fella seems like a bit of a douche...survey says: DING! DING! DING! Or has this Timmy wannabe changed his tune since this poster?
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:24 am
This is a little weird.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:26 pm
how did all these attack posters get approved?
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:40 pm

upyours, care to explain this? Are you making tribute posters or hateful ones?

Man eating Beaver -

TAGS: oregon home invasion monty python
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 29, 2015, 1:18 am
man eating beaver???? I was SOOoooo disappointed!!! I thought of something else entirely! LOL!
GaryO - June 28, 2015, 10:15 pm
I hooked one while salmon fishing....don't hook one....ever
JesusWept - June 28, 2015, 5:50 pm
Death awaits them with nasty, big, pointy teeth... L L L L L

Rabbit Revolution -

TAGS: rabbit cat monty python animals
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 5:23 am
black cat victim of its own unluckiness! 5 L
Oldsod - March 21, 2015, 4:13 pm
What an eccentric performance...


tenacity -

Rejected by The Lord -

TAGS: rality lord reject monty python
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2015, 5:36 pm
I think this the 5L story of me lords life...teehee.


Spanish Inquisition -

TAGS: spanis inquisition monty python party
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 9:55 pm
I did. But by the time they got there they had forgotten what to do XD. (Nice poster btw)
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 9:22 pm
Jesus tell your inquisition guys to check out poster 175843...rerun, I mean that fella could use a little help with a party...teehee